I Must Hit Men... 

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I must hit men
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Twitter 🐥: Jack_Septic_Eye
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Jan 22, 2021




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jacksepticeye Month ago
The screwdriver is back!
Nicholas Barth
Nicholas Barth 7 days ago
Where’d your intro go mate?
Danny Finn
Danny Finn 9 days ago
Love the videos Jack! Keep it up!
bryce darice
bryce darice 13 days ago
Lil babi
Lil babi 13 days ago
Get it screw and a driver
Chaos Clips
Chaos Clips 16 days ago
Jack you got to snap there necks
Bubbleduck_109 10 hours ago
"The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."
Small Pizza
Small Pizza Day ago
I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.
Panda Beats
Panda Beats Day ago
They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game
Wickd Ghost
Wickd Ghost 2 days ago
You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe
Snas Dance
Snas Dance 2 days ago
Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!
JACOB SALING 2 days ago
If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me
Major Bacon
Major Bacon 3 days ago
He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣
Bayonetta 3 days ago
"Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮
jae 2 days ago
@Bayonetta women were KILLED a few years ago. thousands of women get assaulted, raped, killed and so much more FOR JUST BEING WOMEN. women also can’t have a interest without being made fun of. did ur kind get killed in 50s for being men?
Bayonetta 2 days ago
@jae Ya cause they deeeeefinitely didn't get saved on the titanic solely for being women🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦 That's just a super tiny example
jae 2 days ago
@Bayonetta girls are NOT privileged.
Bayonetta 3 days ago
@jae Because I would listen to that from a privilged girl? Sit down
jae 3 days ago
pls stop crying
Xyrous.Cagmat 3 days ago
hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen
Amber Cordova
Amber Cordova 3 days ago
Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW
Dylan Wethington
Dylan Wethington 4 days ago
Jack you are my favorite US-firstr
Stitch Lover
Stitch Lover 5 days ago
can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.
Born Again Christian
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Bluon 6 days ago
Supposed to be stealth game? Lol
Nicholas Barth
Nicholas Barth 7 days ago
He doesn’t do his into as much anymore
Imiliano Aguilar
Imiliano Aguilar 7 days ago
Your the best hit man ever Jack
Orthip Juchen
Orthip Juchen 7 days ago
Irish US-firstr love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this
Ace cool Trainer Brown
You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games
Egehan_K61 7 days ago
People who want more hitman videos
Grove street Family member
What is Hitman about
Daryl Dixon
Daryl Dixon 7 days ago
Amber heard????
mikel short
mikel short 9 days ago
He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.
Setsega 9 days ago
I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!
xXDARKKINGXx 79 9 days ago
Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off
SSG freshmemeyboi
Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years
Idk 9 days ago
I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye
DIL3N 9 days ago
Tagan 9 days ago
Hit more men
Danny Finn
Danny Finn 9 days ago
All hail the screwdriver!!!
HyPE LT 10 days ago
This game looks amazing
Starcar3283 !
Starcar3283 ! 10 days ago
Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣
Sinister Reality
Sinister Reality 10 days ago
Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over
A Rezerd the mage
A Rezerd the mage 10 days ago
"I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"
Brooklyn Palmer
Brooklyn Palmer 11 days ago
Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it
MegaDan 11 days ago
Where's scp
Tortoise200 11 days ago
Balls to the walls in hitman
The Dab King
The Dab King 11 days ago
Batman Studios
Batman Studios 11 days ago
3:52, I felt that so hard.
Alexandra Little
Alexandra Little 11 days ago
best hitman ever
Tuba’d 11 days ago
Who else would love Sean to be their hitman
Draven Harle
Draven Harle 11 days ago
"HYAH!" *bonk* *end*
Cameron Speed
Cameron Speed 11 days ago
Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo
xdssz 2
xdssz 2 11 days ago
xdssz 2
xdssz 2 10 days ago
@Jacob Fauteux I did but I mean like actual vr.
Jacob Fauteux
Jacob Fauteux 11 days ago
Watch slmccl video
Javier Lopez
Javier Lopez 12 days ago
Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho
Alyssa sanne
Alyssa sanne 12 days ago
C10ut_Charlie 12 days ago
Rip dadsepticeye
Jean Paul
Jean Paul 12 days ago
‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor
Jean Paul
Jean Paul 12 days ago
let the bodies hit the floor, he said.
Shady Helmy
Shady Helmy 12 days ago
who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people
james Murray
james Murray 12 days ago
Everyone in the room
Skeleton crusader gaming
Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones
Moussa Hassan
Moussa Hassan 12 days ago
6:43 hilarious,you must watch
fudge 12 days ago
that thumbnail tho-
Evan 13 days ago
0:59 Me: DO A FLIP
Miguel Gonzales
Miguel Gonzales 13 days ago
"I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men
Florian Liouville
Florian Liouville 13 days ago
You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.
Purple Haired Insomniac 1
My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌
shadow boy
shadow boy 14 days ago
Frogizz Froggo
Frogizz Froggo 14 days ago
SKYLIE TAYLOR 14 days ago
jack should play danganropa 😂
CurlyFries 10
CurlyFries 10 14 days ago
Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*
aftab hassan
aftab hassan 15 days ago
This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety
Brock Hamm
Brock Hamm 15 days ago
this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA
Brock Hamm
Brock Hamm 15 days ago
47 Or Sam Fisher
Gavin Rock
Gavin Rock 15 days ago
I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂
CurlyFries 10
CurlyFries 10 15 days ago
I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.
Toi Tran
Toi Tran 15 days ago
Wut about hitwoman
Toi Tran
Toi Tran 15 days ago
Dont do that
gaming addictionz
gaming addictionz 15 days ago
Where is top of the morning to ya laddies
Talha Ijaz
Talha Ijaz 16 days ago
Domenic Romano
Domenic Romano 16 days ago
1:48 your invents
Rebeca Nicocan
Rebeca Nicocan 16 days ago
Just passing by, revisiting some vids and helping with the algorythm (so Jack can take his time to come back, without messing up too much with the yt stuff) ♡
puvanendra arasaratnam
Jack: Who is the man i see, staring from the floor at me ,why is he just blocking my refleeection noooow!!! (together with the rest of the security)
TomatoWithATopHat 16 days ago
This looks like Hitman 2 with extra steps
Gamerpython 16 days ago
Plot twist: agent 47 is an AK 47
Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett 16 days ago
Dubai was lit man! Until I got hit....man
Tiger Fury
Tiger Fury 17 days ago
Love your vids Sean, please do a part 2 soon 😖😁🙏🏾
Me myself And I
Me myself And I 17 days ago
Quote from jack 10-11 months ago “why won’t hit men kill my step-dad is a thing I just said in a sentence” (I might of said this wrong)-jackcepticeye
Baby Squid11
Baby Squid11 17 days ago
I've watched Jack for so long at the Irish accent sounds normal to me by now
Dannation Plays
Dannation Plays 17 days ago
Jack, this is just me asking, why don't you watch the briefings and cutscenes?
Edward Cullen
Edward Cullen 17 days ago
Damn I love this guy. So expressive and funny. ♥
Roni Richburger
Roni Richburger 15 days ago
Stfu pls
Pop Extra
Pop Extra 17 days ago
I love Seán's reactions of beeing scared of heights while playing this! 😂🙏
Michael Olex
Michael Olex 18 days ago
He tried to trick us. This is actually try not to get anxiety number 2
Pointless Life
Pointless Life 18 days ago
I'm checking it twice then I'm getting them hit.
Blizzard Beest
Blizzard Beest 18 days ago
Jack makes killing people so damn funny even Jason Bourne couldn’t come up with those lines
ImaLemon 18 days ago
8:14 bro i actually got scared i thought I was about to see something lol.
James Mayle
James Mayle 18 days ago
God gave me these four steps via divine revelation. He said anyone who does all four are guaranteed a divine revelation of their own. They are the mustard seed of Faith, the bare minimum amount of effort he's willing to accept before he reveals himself to you personally. Believe or not, do for yourself and see. Forgive your parents, brake down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. There's deep spiritual significance in these steps. Every one is important, and it's the least God accepts. Three books of the bible will be enough for the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. I'm not talking about signs, feelings, etc, but am honest to goodness one on one conversation with God. An actual meeting. Unmistakable, and unable to be misinterpretaed. He told me that he's guaranteed the steps to work 100%. You just need to do them guininly. It's not hard. Do those steps in that order please. It's all True. I promise.
Nathan Michie
Nathan Michie 18 days ago
hey Jack! if you want a wierd ass game, try populus run!
elle shop
elle shop 18 days ago
If you dont know what is hitman its about hitting men (hits a man with a axe) end credits
lukebunk395 18 days ago
I live in Dubai and i would like to be screwdriver jacksepticeye. (Please Notice me)
Beast Boy
Beast Boy 18 days ago
His username is funny cuz it’s true
oh sorry I was just chOking _
Does he not do the top of the morning anymore...?
Harsh Raj
Harsh Raj 19 days ago
BBS vibes
Ashutosh Das
Ashutosh Das 18 days ago
Maybe i get Jack's vibes from bbs
Fusion Coil
Fusion Coil 19 days ago
RIP jacks dad rest in peace
kahu street
kahu street 19 days ago
jack im so sad im a og and i notice that you dont say top of the morning to you ladezz
James O'Brien
James O'Brien 19 days ago
Ur analogies are extremely weird
Ben Davison
Ben Davison 19 days ago
Title: every woman
AMXYARGAMING 19 days ago
“How do rich and fancy people talk? I LOVE CHAMPAGANE” -Jacksepticeye 2021
Tiffany Lamkin
Tiffany Lamkin 19 days ago
Happy birthday Seån
Joshuacat52 19 days ago
3:57 so unfortunate
Gamerfox 19 days ago
hitman: stealth is optional jack nobody will notice if theres nobody to nitice
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