I Must Hit Men... 

The screwdriver is back!

"The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."

I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.

They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game

You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe

Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!

If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me

He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣

"Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮

hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen

Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW

Jack you are my favorite US-firstr

can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.

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Supposed to be stealth game? Lol

He doesn’t do his into as much anymore

Your the best hit man ever Jack

Irish US-firstr love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this

You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games

People who want more hitman videos

What is Hitman about

Amber heard????

He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.

I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!

Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off

Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years

I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye

hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

Hit more men

All hail the screwdriver!!!

This game looks amazing

Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣

Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over

"I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"

Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it

Where's scp

Balls to the walls in hitman

THE SCREWDRIVER RETURNS!!!

3:52, I felt that so hard.

best hitman ever

Who else would love Sean to be their hitman

"HYAH!" *bonk* *end*

Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo

BRO IMAGINE HITMAN IN VR!

Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho

SCREWDRIVER! HELL YEAH!

Rip dadsepticeye

‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor

let the bodies hit the floor, he said.

who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people

Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones

6:43 hilarious,you must watch

that thumbnail tho-

0:59 Me: DO A FLIP

"I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men

You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.

My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌

JACKO AM FROM THE UAE THIS IS kinda GREAT

THE WAY THE MUSIC STOPPED AT 3:48

jack should play danganropa 😂

Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*

This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety

this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA

47 Or Sam Fisher

I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂

I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.

Wut about hitwoman

Where is top of the morning to ya laddies

Lol

1:48 your invents

Just passing by, revisiting some vids and helping with the algorythm (so Jack can take his time to come back, without messing up too much with the yt stuff) ♡

Jack: Who is the man i see, staring from the floor at me ,why is he just blocking my refleeection noooow!!! (together with the rest of the security)

This looks like Hitman 2 with extra steps

Plot twist: agent 47 is an AK 47

Dubai was lit man! Until I got hit....man

Love your vids Sean, please do a part 2 soon 😖😁🙏🏾

Quote from jack 10-11 months ago “why won’t hit men kill my step-dad is a thing I just said in a sentence” (I might of said this wrong)-jackcepticeye

I've watched Jack for so long at the Irish accent sounds normal to me by now

Jack, this is just me asking, why don't you watch the briefings and cutscenes?

Damn I love this guy. So expressive and funny. ♥

I love Seán's reactions of beeing scared of heights while playing this! 😂🙏

He tried to trick us. This is actually try not to get anxiety number 2

I'm checking it twice then I'm getting them hit.

Jack makes killing people so damn funny even Jason Bourne couldn’t come up with those lines

8:14 bro i actually got scared i thought I was about to see something lol.

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hey Jack! if you want a wierd ass game, try populus run!

If you dont know what is hitman its about hitting men (hits a man with a axe) end credits

I live in Dubai and i would like to be screwdriver jacksepticeye. (Please Notice me)

His username is funny cuz it’s true

Does he not do the top of the morning anymore...?

BBS vibes

RIP jacks dad rest in peace

jack im so sad im a og and i notice that you dont say top of the morning to you ladezz

Ur analogies are extremely weird

Title: every woman

“How do rich and fancy people talk? I LOVE CHAMPAGANE” -Jacksepticeye 2021

Happy birthday Seån

3:57 so unfortunate

hitman: stealth is optional jack nobody will notice if theres nobody to nitice